A smexy ass cowboy who can get any girl but he wants the right one. He's a good catholic boy who's funny and has a sexy ass in his jeans. always in a hat and boots his humor will always pick you up no matter what. An amazing friend. Though he gets uncomfortable when you talk about it, I bet the only big thing by his waist isn't his belt buckle. Pretty good at the guitar but just wants to live on a ranch with horses and cows away from everything but family
Omg Dermott is sooooooooo hotttttt........ He could get any girl
Dermotts so dreamy he just wants a wife and kids in the country on a farm
Dermotts so dreamy he just wants a wife and kids in the country on a farm
by gabbymia898 January 12, 2021
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving OP's genitals approaches; That is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later Dermott will compare someone or something to some aspect of his own genital componentry.
Bill: 'You're eating that potato rather quickly'
Ted: 'Careful you don't choke on your spuds!'
Dermott: ' If I could choke on my own spuds I'd never leave the house!'
Leovinus: 'Ah, Dermott's Law in action!'
Ted: 'Careful you don't choke on your spuds!'
Dermott: ' If I could choke on my own spuds I'd never leave the house!'
Leovinus: 'Ah, Dermott's Law in action!'
by Leovinus October 11, 2017
People named Dermott usually have extremely small penises. It is mentioned in ancient Irish folklore that if you were asked to compare the size of Dermott's penis to another object, you would be forced to compare it to a molecule.
Another nasty trait Dermott possesses is that he often feels as if he's superior to all others. This of course, is highly untrue and therefore lands him in instant fuckwit category. To sum it all up, people named Dermott should be avoided at all costs, which of course leaves Dermott with no friends or acquaintances. This will allow Dermott valuable time to think over his personality and actions. This hopefully with time, will cause Dermott to reform and become less of a fuckwit.
Another nasty trait Dermott possesses is that he often feels as if he's superior to all others. This of course, is highly untrue and therefore lands him in instant fuckwit category. To sum it all up, people named Dermott should be avoided at all costs, which of course leaves Dermott with no friends or acquaintances. This will allow Dermott valuable time to think over his personality and actions. This hopefully with time, will cause Dermott to reform and become less of a fuckwit.
Example 1:
I spoke to Dermott's girlfriend the other day, she said his penis was so minuscule that she couldn't find it after an hour of searching!
Example 2:
Dermott called me a peasant the other day and forced me to lick his shoes clean, methinks there's something a tad off about his personality.
I spoke to Dermott's girlfriend the other day, she said his penis was so minuscule that she couldn't find it after an hour of searching!
Example 2:
Dermott called me a peasant the other day and forced me to lick his shoes clean, methinks there's something a tad off about his personality.
by Mr. Arsewipe July 15, 2015